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'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'No need to shout.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'The vet will see, you know!'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Bath Time

Man and dog both have leashes.

Artist and night

"I couldn't sleep."

'Just because you took the pet rabbit to the vet for an injection hardly means he's going to have a personal vendetta against you!'

Cojones.

Ceberus at the Vets

"Do you see what I see?"

Two men arguing on a train journey

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