Late-night Travel T-Shirts

Two men arguing on a train journey

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

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'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"It's only the wind."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

Man and dog both have leashes.

'I forgot my keys!'

What a lovely night breeze!

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"I used to have insomnia -- Now I just stay up really late."