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"Bar closes in five minutes."

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Fried chickens.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"Now what's yours?"

Mouse shopping after hours

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.