A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.
Insomniac Adventurer Pillows
Add comfort to their restless nights with pillows featuring whimsical designs for the insomniac adventurer. They’ll love curling up with a pillow that reflects their adventurous spirit.
'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
Things that go beep in the night.
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'
"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."
Wide-awake.
"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."
"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."
"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."
"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."
"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"
"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."
Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.
'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'
"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."
'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"He's chasing his dreams."
I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.
'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'
I'm not avoiding you!
"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"
"I couldn't sleep."
"Must you page swipe so loudly?"
I'm not avoiding you!
I'd do anything for a good night's sleep. Well here's a $33,000 mattress. Hand-crafted layers of horsehair, cotton, flax and natural latex. What sucker would think overpriced horsehair would put them to sleep?! What's the number? Does health care cover it?
Daily Promise...
Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.
Washington Had Insomnia Here.
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