It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.
Insomnia Educator Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with an insomnia educator? Explore humorous and heartfelt items that celebrate their dedication to teaching others how to conquer sleeplessness. Whether for a colleague or a mentor, these products are designed to bring a smile and show appreciation for their critical role in healing restless nights.
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"I'm so good at this!"
Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.
Things that go beep in the night.
The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.
"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."
"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"
A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.
"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."
"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."
Vegan Insomnia
'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."
Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.
"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."
When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.
Sleep-Eez Bedding
I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.
"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"
Man counts jumping cloned sheep.
Washington Had Insomnia Here.
"Worst sleeping lesson ever."
Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.
'Sleep Disorder Research.'
"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."
"What do you do when you can't sleep?"
You know I can't sleep when you grind your teeth like that.
"Can't you sleep either?"
You snooze you lose.
"Well I can't sleep either Noah, but what did you expect? Wasn't this the whole point of the voyage?"
Sales of sleeping pills are skyrocketing. Is America addicted? My guest is Rudy Park. Rudy, you say you need sleeping pills. Why? Modern life is too hectic. At night, the mind races, the legs tremble, the body yearns for rest but the brain gallops on. This just in: Sleeping pills call poetic waxing. I sleep therefore I am.
Sheep counting humans to get to sleep.
'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'
Insomnia Educator Gifts Collection
Insomnia Educator Mugs
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Insomnia Educator Pillows
Check out our pillow selection for cozy, supportive gifts perfect for anyone who appreciates restful nights and lighthearted humor.
Insomnia Educator Prints
Discover art prints designed to inspire and amuse, ideal for decorating the space of an insomniac educator or sleep enthusiast.
Insomnia Educator T-Shirts
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