Insomnia Educator Gifts

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I'm so good at this!"

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

Vegan Insomnia

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

Washington Had Insomnia Here.

Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.

"Worst sleeping lesson ever."

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

"What do you do when you can't sleep?"

"Can't you sleep either?"

You snooze you lose.

"Well I can't sleep either Noah, but what did you expect? Wasn't this the whole point of the voyage?"

Sheep counting humans to get to sleep.

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

"I can't sleep not knowing where all the gluten from gluten-free products goes."