Quirky Sleep Solutions Prints

'Most people count sheep. He counts peanuts.'

Noisy energy?

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

"That smart pillow must know you snore. It's wearing earmuffs."

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

"I couldn't sleep."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

How My Pillow Works.

"Worst sleeping lesson ever."

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

Hamlet and Ophelia discover Melatonin

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'