Sleep Comfort Pillows

The Cold Side of Pillow

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Bookworm Sleepover

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Try thinking about something else."

Pet a Puppy

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Keeping warm.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Lumbar support animal

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"