Sleep Routines Gifts

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Late night teddy reading

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Sheep Ledger

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Time for bed, guys."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Mum and the Sleepless Baby