Night Routine Gifts

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'That was fun!'

Late night teddy reading

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Toothbrush Romance

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'