Sleep Patterns Gifts

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

"The sound of your mom falling asleep wakes you up too?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Dog Nightmares

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Night-time halo

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'At lone at last.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."