Sleep Patterns Gifts

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

"The sound of your mom falling asleep wakes you up too?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Night-time halo

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Try thinking about something else."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Babies vs. Dogs

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."