Nocturnal Life T-Shirts

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Dog Nightmares

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Night-time halo

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

The Streets - Night

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

The lonely figure

Things that go beep in the night.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Sunrise and Sunset

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Bat

Nocturne

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Computer with moon screensaver

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'