Night Life T-Shirts

The Streets - Night

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"And what time did you stagger home last night?"

'Beware of imitations!'

'Guess what, Fred? I found a liquor store that was still open!'

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

"I brought your shoes. Remember, you said we were going to go out tonight."

"How did you like the midnight movie?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

Dog Nightmares

Wok. Don't Wok.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Night-time halo

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Romance

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Love linked

No Immediate Danger

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'