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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

At Greenwich Fair. - 'And melancholy mark'd him for her own.'

'These late line calls are getting worse.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

The Streets - Night

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.