Night Shows T-Shirts

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Applause

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

The Streets - Night

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Fried chickens.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Succession 2

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Clubbing

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Dance.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."