Night Shows Pillows

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Applause

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

The Streets - Night

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

The Snooze Bar.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Fried chickens.'

Succession 2

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Clubbing

The Stripper

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.