Night Life Lover T-Shirts

Bowl Mon.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The Streets - Night

Pyjama party

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Biliard Enthusiast

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Sparklers

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"This is why I don't work from home."

Sacrlet harlot.

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Math Lounge

'Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

Bath Time

'I'm not fat, am I?'

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."