Nocturnal T-Shirts

Things that go beep in the night.

Dog Nightmares

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

The lonely figure

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Sunrise and Sunset

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

Nocturne

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Computer with moon screensaver

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Candlestick at Night

'I'm afraid of the dark! Could you go in there and get my laptop?'