Nocturnal Creatures T-Shirts

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Never think outside the box!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Claudette Melanson

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'

The Vigil

"He's so posh...!"

Artist and night

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

Woman barking at the moon.

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

Bird Watching

"When I said I wouldn't mind you staying up a while, this wasn't what I had in mind."