Nocturnal Activities Pillows

Bat

Street lamp

"Excuse me, sir, but would you be so kind as to pick up my phone? It's one of the drawbacks of sleeping upside down."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Late night teddy reading

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Things that go beep in the night.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"The 3-D version sucks."

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

The Vigil

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Still thinkin' about that squirrel, huh?"

"He's so posh...!"

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"I couldn't sleep."

'How's it hangin'?'