Creature Of The Night T-Shirts

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Woman barking at the moon.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"I see you've been put on nights AGAIN!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Catasaurus

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Which one is yours?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"