Creature Of The Night Gifts

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Woman barking at the moon.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"I see you've been put on nights AGAIN!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Catasaurus

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

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