Creature Of The Night Admirer Gifts

"There's something of the night about you, Dennis..."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Shark infested custard!

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Medieval Office Supplies

Fishy tail.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Better Gnomes.

Park and Ride dilema

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Loch Ness Monster

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Vampire Umbrella