Night Creature Admirer Gifts

'What? You got a staring problem?!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Admit it, we're lost."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

King Kongs first christmas

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Honey Wallah

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'Pray for me.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

A Venus cow trap.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Phoenix

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Unicorn Working From Home

Shark infested custard!

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'