Night Creature Admirer Mugs

'What? You got a staring problem?!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

King Kongs first christmas

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'Pray for me.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Unicorn Working From Home

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Phoenix

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Shark infested custard!

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A Venus cow trap.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...