Nocturnal Admirer Mugs

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Night of the Zombonies.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

A man looks up at the earth

Horn of Leftovers

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Punkins

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

The First Day of Fall.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Sunrise and Sunset