Creature Of The Night Appreciator Mugs

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

Fishy tail.

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Loch Ness Monster

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Park and Ride dilema

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Vampire Umbrella

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Elementary Genetics

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

'Boy you light my fire!'

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'