Creature Of The Night Appreciator Pillows

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

Fishy tail.

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

Park and Ride dilema

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Better Gnomes.

Vampire Umbrella

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Elementary Genetics

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'