Creature Of The Night Fans Pillows

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'

Love at First Sight

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Warrior Woman

Bubble gum leaves

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dragon Graph

Scientist seen on loch.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

The Golf Gremlin.

Born of the Dead

Sea Monster

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."