Creature Of The Night Enthusiast Mugs

Claudette Melanson

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Warrior Woman

Viking Loch Ness

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Meowlzebub

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Dragon Graph

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Mermaids in love