Creature Of The Night Admirer Mugs

"There's something of the night about you, Dennis..."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Shark infested custard!

Phoenix

Unicorn Working From Home

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Medieval Office Supplies

Fishy tail.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Park and Ride dilema

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Vampire Umbrella

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'