Night Creatures Mugs

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Warrior Woman

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Unicorn in the Woods

Vampire Bat

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Love your ambiance!"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Big Boy Foot

Loch Ness Monster

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"You are the yin to my yang."

Love Hurts

Vampire Umbrella

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"