Nocturnal Beings Mugs

One advantage of being a vampire is that you use electricity in the cheap non-peak hours.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Things that go beep in the night.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Never think outside the box!"

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

The Vigil

Artist and night

"He's so posh...!"

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

'You mean Noah discriminated on the basis of marital status?'

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

Woman barking at the moon.