Night Sky Appreciation T-Shirts

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Serenading

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Dog Howling the Moon way

Romantic Moon

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Another nightmare?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Entry level astronomer...

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Balloon Man

The dark side of the moon

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."