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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Swinging on a star.

'Which one is named after me?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Lunar Corona

"Look at all those stars, Gordon. They remind me of how insignificant you are."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

Sleepy owls next to wide awake owl who is drinking coffee.

Imagination Navigation.

"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."

Posting a photo of the infinite universe and getting no likes kinda makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

Birds Following Witch.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Romantic Moon

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Another nightmare?"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Skimming out star reflections

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Entry level astronomer...

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'