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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Swinging on a star.

'Which one is named after me?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Lunar Corona

"Look at all those stars, Gordon. They remind me of how insignificant you are."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

Sleepy owls next to wide awake owl who is drinking coffee.

Imagination Navigation.

"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

Birds Following Witch.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Romantic Moon

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Another nightmare?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Skimming out star reflections

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Entry level astronomer...

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'