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'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Who are you?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Marry me astronaut

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Another nightmare?"

Moon Martini

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Moon Romance

"Ma? I met someone!"

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

'You should have told me that 'E.T' stood for 'Extra Testicle'.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.