Night Sky Romantic Gifts

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Who are you?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Marry me astronaut

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Another nightmare?"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Moon Martini

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"Ma? I met someone!"

Moon Romance

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?