Night Sky Dreamers Gifts

I told you to get a moonroof, but nooo

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

'The stars are amazing out here in the country.'

"It really makes you feel insignificant doesn't it."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Late night teddy reading

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Night-time halo

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

A little night music...

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'It's deja vous all over again!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)