Moon Observation Gifts

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Planting by the Moon.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Damn floral activists."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"You fly into a window, too?"