Moon Watcher Gifts

"The recession seems to deepening."

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Summertime.

"Burnout"

Moon

Couch and Potato

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Moon Lander

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Forbidden Love (cat and mouse).

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Astronaut

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Climbing to the moon...

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."