Moonlight Observer Pillows

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

Glimpses One Dollar

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Butterflies and moths

Scary Face at Window

Small steps...

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Oculist.

Moon Romance

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

First Contact

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"The recession seems to deepening."

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Hand me the remote...

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"