Moon Maven Gifts

A Bacon Moon

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

The day the stock market went UP.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Textin’"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'