Lunar Phases Gifts

'I hate half moon.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Planting by the Moon.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Moon Souvenirs

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"You have twenty eight days to live."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

Why the moon hates the beach.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

'Moon'

Why men stopped going to the moon.

Darkside of the moon.

Full mooning

'We all misjudged the jump too!'