Lunar Phases T-Shirts

'I hate half moon.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Moon Souvenirs

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

"Here it comes!"

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Why men stopped going to the moon.

'Moon'

Why the moon hates the beach.

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

Darkside of the moon.

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Full mooning

Must be a full moon...