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Planting by the Moon.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bumble Bee

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Show and Tell.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Growing Love

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted