Lunar Phase Gardener Gifts

Planting by the Moon.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Show and Tell.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Growing Love

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'