Moon Phase Aficionado T-Shirts

"We've met before but I believe your head was bigger."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Planting by the Moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Glimpses One Dollar

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"You have twenty eight days to live."

A full moon

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Moon Romance

Moon Rock.

Employment demands

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'