Moon Phase Aficionado Pillows

"We've met before but I believe your head was bigger."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

Planting by the Moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Glimpses One Dollar

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

A full moon

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"You have twenty eight days to live."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Moon Romance

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'