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Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Moon: Made in China

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Planting by the Moon.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

First Contact

Astronaut

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Haunted museum

Moon Souvenirs

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

Stormy Night

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.