Lunar Lunatic T-Shirts

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

Moon Souvenirs

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

"Here it comes!"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Houston... You won't believe this - but the moon really IS made of cheese!!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

'Moon'

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

Why men stopped going to the moon.

Darkside of the moon.

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

Full mooning

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

'Any other solution to environmental problems besides using the moon as a landfill.'

Moon Prank

'I guess slow moonlit walks are out for us.'

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...