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Space Construction Co. What will we use for framing materials? Moonbeams!

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

A man looks up at the earth

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Take me to your thought leader."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Fish Food

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

How's the writer's block?

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

Moon Landing

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

Billionaires in space!

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."